So Im on my flight back to Fort Laudy- dadi…and guess who i sit next to. A fucking FINE ASS MILF. So you know me…I give her my gift of gab…get her a couple of drinks…hint at the size of my package and next thing you know her curiosity and her freakiness took over. I kid you not…her husband calls in the middle of our devious act and she gives him this story about her flight being delayed.








